This is how bonding works.

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[Once upon a time in the messhall, there was a pirate with a mountain of plates, and a hamburger in each fist, stuffing his face. Deliciously.]

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[Joe is just hot]

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[ one of the hottest hotties around ]

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[don't act like you know]

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[ stop being jealous ]

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[it's less that I am jealous of you and more that I want him to remember everything he has done with me first]

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[ then tell him that ]

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[... I don't know I need to]

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[ . . . you are a dick ]

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[I mean I really do not realize this is a conversation I should have]

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[ that's why you're a dick ]

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[JOE IS THE ONE WHO TELLS ME THINGS]

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[ you should tell him things ]

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[... but no one has told me that]

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[ you suck ]

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[not you I don't]

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[ I DON'T WANT YOU TO ]

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[good]

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[ asshole ]

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[I just said I don't want your cooties]

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[ I DON'T EITHER ]

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[you don't want your cooties]

[pussyfortono]

[ NO YOURS ]