PIRATE TEAM, ASSEMBLE /conch

[redmarksthespot]

[This is the five of you all getting the same terse phone call:] Come to the house. We have to talk.

[... after which the nice captain hangs up before you can object and sits and waits. :|]

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[yellowhasthechest]

[Sitting down and crossing her legs.]

Well, spit it out. What's going on?

[redmarksthespot]

There's something all of you have to hear.

[yellowhasthechest]

[You're not gonna die again or something, are you?]

[redmarksthespot]

[my crew is broken and I have to save it]

[yellowhasthechest]

[I am not broken I am upset.]

[redmarksthespot]

[and I'm not?]

[yellowhasthechest]

[When did I say that?]

[redmarksthespot]

[you know where this is going]

[yellowhasthechest]

[I am waiting for you to tell me where this is going so I can resume breaking things.]

[redmarksthespot]

[yeah well you know how team meetings go with us]