PIRATE TEAM, ASSEMBLE /conch

[redmarksthespot]

[This is the five of you all getting the same terse phone call:] Come to the house. We have to talk.

[... after which the nice captain hangs up before you can object and sits and waits. :|]

Comments

[yellowhasthechest]

How the hell should I know? Ahim thinks it'll bring Joe back, or that we owe him for letting Joe go running over there, as far as I can tell.

[Because that didn't sound bitter at all.]

[redmarksthespot]

That's got nothing to do with him.

[yellowhasthechest]

You asked, I answered.

[redmarksthespot]

I heard you!

[yellowhasthechest]

Don't get bent out of shape with me about it.

[redmarksthespot]

[:|]

[yellowhasthechest]

[Is this really a fight you want to have, Marvelous. :|]

[redmarksthespot]

[I am not having it!]

[yellowhasthechest]

I don't want him around here. If he comes back, I'm going to keep kicking him out.

[redmarksthespot]

Fine.

[yellowhasthechest]

Good. That's settled, then?

[redmarksthespot]

That part's fine.

[yellowhasthechest]

What part's not fine?

[redmarksthespot]

You're the one who's pissed off.

[yellowhasthechest]

And?

[redmarksthespot]

Is that gonna help?

[yellowhasthechest]

I'd rather he not show up at all, but I'm not stupid enough to think I can keep people from bringing home the wrong kind of stray.

[redmarksthespot]

And Joe?

[yellowhasthechest]

What about him?

[redmarksthespot]

You're the one pissed.

[yellowhasthechest]

Joe already knows I'm pissed, he just doesn't give a damn.

[redmarksthespot]

He's pissed too.

[yellowhasthechest]

Take that up with him.

[redmarksthespot]

What do you think I'm doing?

[yellowhasthechest]

Then why are you talking to me about it? He's made it very clear his life is none of my business.