PIRATE TEAM, ASSEMBLE /conch

[redmarksthespot]

[This is the five of you all getting the same terse phone call:] Come to the house. We have to talk.

[... after which the nice captain hangs up before you can object and sits and waits. :|]

Comments

[redmarksthespot]

They'd better.

[noteasybeinggreen]

[I hate that they're fighting]

[redmarksthespot]

[:|]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[I love them both equally like any good parent would]

[redmarksthespot]

[uh huh]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[I will take away TV privileges from both of them if they can't get on, though]

[redmarksthespot]

[as if they cared about tv]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[...]

[they don't care about TV?]

[redmarksthespot]

[no]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[okay fine what if I took away their badass privileges]

[made them both wear bow ties for a week]

[redmarksthespot]

[no]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[you'd look cute in a bow tie]

[redmarksthespot]

[orly]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[yarly]

[redmarksthespot]

[no wai]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[I could make you one in red plaid]

[redmarksthespot]

[I will hit you]

[noteasybeinggreen]

[I don't miiiiind]

[redmarksthespot]

[I just bet]