This is how bonding works.

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[Once upon a time in the messhall, there was a pirate with a mountain of plates, and a hamburger in each fist, stuffing his face. Deliciously.]

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[wanna bet[

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[ i will HIT YOU if you call me that ]

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[with what, your dick]

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[ do you honestly want me to cockwhip you? ]

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[I'd bite it]

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[ you will never be allowed near my dick ]

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[yet you wish us to be bros]

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[ no, i don't. i wish us to get along. ]

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[close enough]

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[ LIES ]

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[no!]

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[ GET OUT ]

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[it's my journal]

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[ I DON'T CARE ]

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[BUT YES]

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[ BUT NO ]

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[I forget the argument but you suck cock]

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[ so did i, but you're a dick ]

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[and proud]

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[ get out ]

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[it's still my journal]

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[ IDC ]

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[1CURR]

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[ bite me ]

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[I don't want your samurai germs]