This is how bonding works.

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[Once upon a time in the messhall, there was a pirate with a mountain of plates, and a hamburger in each fist, stuffing his face. Deliciously.]

Comments

[pussyfortono]

Ah, I hope so.

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What's that gotta do with it?

[pussyfortono]

Nothing. It is just my hope.

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And I'm saying you'll know.

[pussyfortono]

I know.

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Nothing to hope for there.

[pussyfortono]

. . .

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[:|]

[pussyfortono]

[ you are a silly person ]

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[yeah well it's time to eat another pair of burgers]

[pussyfortono]

[ you have the stomach of godzilla ]

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[godzilla WISHES]

[pussyfortono]

[ at least now i know what to give you for your birthday should I ever find out when your birthday is ]

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[I don't belive I have an earth birthday]

[pussyfortono]

[ do aliens have birthdays? ]

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[not in this solar system]

[pussyfortono]

[ then i am going to go give joe a birthday ]

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[gay]

[pussyfortono]

[ shut up, spacewhore ]

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[samuraiwhore]

[pussyfortono]

[ at least i don't get called that in truth ]

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[wanna bet[

[pussyfortono]

[ i will HIT YOU if you call me that ]

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[with what, your dick]

[pussyfortono]

[ do you honestly want me to cockwhip you? ]